Sunday, May 11, 2008

Rant!!

I feel like scolding someone today. So there. And i'm picking the "IMAGINARY FRIENDS" pestering me, Jason, Ryan and Theon on theon's blog. so here's what's been going on in his tagbox.

someone has been impersonating me as my japanese name, Karin, and Theon as whatever name he commonly uses. there are also his 'imaginary friends', claiming they coms from his 16th imagination and he made them up when he was 5 or something. Jason stepped in to defend Theon against verbal abuse and Ryan advised Theon to ban the spammers. so far there has been no progress in this method. Wan stepped in to protest, and never showed up again to this date. since i felt a little moody today, i decided to vent it on someone who deserves it. so let's go with the cross referenceing method, because i love it, it's so much fun ^^
(tagbox quotes are in italic, read from down up because the text was copied and pasted.)

evidence 1:
The true septimus: this is a outrage,don't condensend on me!i am afraid i have to ban you. a pity.
The true septimus: how dare you impersonate me!!
The true septimus: Slander!
septimus: Why are all these random people corrupting my blog?? Anyway its time i declare my love for clara wong even though it may be too late

(note, spammers will be highlighted in orange.)
ok. so this is the first time the spammers began to bother Theon. declaration for love spam. how juvenile.

evidence 2:
Karin: yes, so... i like hanging out at this blog, the posts are interesting to read. so i guess i am staying. sorry about that.
Karin: ...
Karin: and you're not his imaginary friend. i do believe theon has outgrown whatever imaginary friends he had in the past, if any.
Imaginary friend: And Karin stay out of Theon's battle with denial of his imaginary world and all of you stop being a miserable, pathetic, pityful suck-up. I tower over all of you,I look down on all of you

(btw, i'm Karin. it's my Japanese name.)
And here we see an act of verbal abuse. how annoying it is that these people insist on the fact that Theon has imaginary friends when we know there cannot be a computer in Theon's brain for them to tag on his blog.
...
ok, so that was out of point, but still.

evidence 3:
SEX FETISH: PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME EVERYONE!!! I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE A GUY OR GIRL! ANY AGE WILL DO! BY THE WAY I AM A 1000 YEAR OLD MAN ****ING HUNGRY FOR SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, this was just plain random, but what the hell. it was hilarious.

evidence 4:
Karin: *also
Karin: and so Theon...? 0.o
Karin: now someone's impersonating me. oh for the love of television, leave me out of this. i am definitely more intelligent than you dinkus spammers, so get lost.
Karin: How bout you guys leave Theon and his blog alone. Even though we may have frail and weak bodies and maybe less intelligence words will never hurt us

clear evidence that someone was impersonating me. how humiliating is it when you see 'yourself' insulting yourself. *sighs*

evidence 5:
Imaginary friend: Ahaha if your so smart why are you in yuan ching. Err lost for words?
this smart arse needs to get his facts right. i'm from Saint Anthony's Canossian Secondary School, thanks, and i'm all the way in Bedok. so yeah.

evidence 6:
Theon: Meet me at my place on Saturday, 11pm and lets have sex!
Theon: I can't believe we are so desperate to have sex with each other that we did not notice it!
Theon: WOW! Karin! I really want to sex with you now too!
Karin: Sure. I love Theon. I'll be glad to have sex with him!
THEONANDKARINSUCKS: WHY DONT U TO GO AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER SINCE YOU LIKE EACH OTHER SO MUCH? SEX FETISH WAS RIGHT!

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now this is the punch line.
lies. lies, i tell you!!!

evidence 7:
WanWan: But I am really annoyed with all these spamming people. Just stop OK?!
WanWan: OK everyone, hello. You ALL do not know me (except Karin) so I'm being totally weird right now.

and this is where my annoyingly ignorant and perpetually happy friend comes in. still, it's nice to see her concerned about Theon.



well, i can't talk anymore, my dad made a random decision to bring us to JB, as in yeah, Malaysia, so i'll catch you all later.
and for people referred to this blog, please DO NOT spam.
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thank you.

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